Taste of gritty truths

  1. “HATING MY COUSIN MAXWELL. LEAVE TO MIAMI YOU FOUR YEAR OLD DEMON!”
    Me.

  2. Poor fella!

    fmylife:

    Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

    I thought this was so hilarious. That’s extremely embarassing.

  3. Happy 4th of July

    Happy independance Day to all Americans!

    Now, let’s just hope the aliens don’t invade and that no fool hurts him/herself lighting firecrackers.

  4. suicideblonde:

sexual:
via fc01.deviantart.com


Tink’s so prettah!

    suicideblonde:

    sexual:

    via fc01.deviantart.com

    Tink’s so prettah!

  5. pandawatch:
designed by Tobias Fonseca
So much panda love up in here!

    pandawatch:

    designed by Tobias Fonseca

    So much panda love up in here!

  6. (via explodingdog)
Man, this reminds me so much of Marvin. How sad is that?

    (via explodingdog)

    Man, this reminds me so much of Marvin. How sad is that?

  7. Interlude.

    On an off note, I closed down my Scribbld account. It was lame and Scribbld is made of fail. Livejournal and Insanejournal are the journals to go for.

    Fuck Scribbld.

    Sorry for the random inconvenience.

  8. Funny how the kids in my building like vandalizing my building especially the elevator door. This lovely addition to it just took the cake. A closer look up at it and I like to think it’s a hairless cactus. Too bad it’s a penis. XD. Kids are so bad these days.

    Funny how the kids in my building like vandalizing my building especially the elevator door. This lovely addition to it just took the cake. A closer look up at it and I like to think it’s a hairless cactus. Too bad it’s a penis. XD. Kids are so bad these days.

  9. (via ahlecksuh)

    (via ahlecksuh)

  10. suicideblonde:
(via guinnevere)
This was just too good to pass up. How can I not reblog this? This is so freaky its considered cool.

    suicideblonde:

    (via guinnevere)

    This was just too good to pass up. How can I not reblog this? This is so freaky its considered cool.

  11. imapunk:
i wish i had this many pets to recreate the mcdonalds menu!
This is so made of win, it’s adorably heart melting.

    imapunk:

    i wish i had this many pets to recreate the mcdonalds menu!

    This is so made of win, it’s adorably heart melting.

  12. “Twitter is made for people with ego blown tendencies to vent their annoyance instead of beat the shit out of their bitches.”
    Me with no mercy. June 2009.

  13. suicideblonde:
Hello Kitty house
Oh. My. God. I. Am. In. Love. This is like the ultimate Hello Kitty fan (I am one of them!) dream.

    suicideblonde:

    Hello Kitty house

    Oh. My. God. I. Am. In. Love. This is like the ultimate Hello Kitty fan (I am one of them!) dream.